Live Footage

fAmiLy pOrTraItz - (Nu Metal parody with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at Marty Magee's in Prospect Park, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

The live debut of Gentleman Pirate - filmed by a stationary iPhone that somehow has zooming capabilities
Village of the Idiots (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by an idiot-less, stationary iPhone
Gentleman Pirate (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

The live debut of Gentleman Pirate - filmed by a stationary iPhone!
Black Ruber Nose (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
fAmiLy pOrTraItz - (Nu Metal parody with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at Marty Magee's in Prospect Park, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

The live debut of Gentleman Pirate - filmed by a stationary iPhone that somehow has zooming capabilities
Village of the Idiots (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by an idiot-less, stationary iPhone
Gentleman Pirate (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

The live debut of Gentleman Pirate - filmed by a stationary iPhone!
Black Ruber Nose (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Vengeance of the Elders (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2022 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by a stationary camera that was propped up on something we bought at Rite Aid
Vengeance of the Elders (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2022 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by a stationary camera that was propped up on something we bought at Rite Aid
fAmiLy pOrTraItz - (Nu Metal parody with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at Marty Magee's in Prospect Park, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

The live debut of Gentleman Pirate - filmed by a stationary iPhone that somehow has zooming capabilities
Village of the Idiots (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by an idiot-less, stationary iPhone
Gentleman Pirate (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

The live debut of Gentleman Pirate - filmed by a stationary iPhone!
Black Ruber Nose (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2023 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Vengeance of the Elders (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2022 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by a stationary camera that was propped up on something we bought at Rite Aid
The Steel Crusade (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2021 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
The Steel Crusade (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2021 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
The Steel Crusade (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2021 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Streets of Metal (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2021 at J.D. McGillicuddy's in Havertown, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Grey Gore Rowan
Streets of Metal (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2021 at J.D. McGillicuddy's in Havertown, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Grey Gore Rowan
Streets of Metal (with lyrics)
Filmed in 2021 at J.D. McGillicuddy's in Havertown, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Grey Gore Rowan

Facebook Live Feed of Full Set

Filmed in 2020 at Bar XIII in Wilmington, DE

KMX - Guitar/Vocals

Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals

Dudeman - Drums


Filmed by an iPhone on a stationary tripod.

Facebook Live Feed of Full Set

Filmed in 2020 at Bar XIII in Wilmington, DE

KMX - Guitar/Vocals

Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals

Dudeman - Drums


Filmed by an iPhone on a stationary tripod.

 Ringmaster
Filmed in 2019 at AstroMonster Records in Collingdale, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Assaultica's very own Glenn Mutz
Simon's Drowning
Filmed in 2019 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums
Marc Farful - Very Important Person

Filmed by the unvanquishable STM
Lair of the White Worm
Filmed in 2019 at Bar XIII in Wilmington, DE
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by the unconquerable STM as we emptied out - I mean cleared out - I mean closed out a standup comedy show.
StarNuns
Filmed in 2018 at Bryn Gweled Homestead in Southampton, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Derek for Z191TV via Facebook Live.
And no, it's not the same Derek that filmed a couple other videos on this page.  We actually know two people named Derek.  Maybe even more.  But we don't think we know anyone named "Derrick."
Full video available here.
Amazing Adult Fantasy

Filmed in 2018 at The Tusk in Philadelphia, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Adrian from Big Stall via Facebook Live
Full video available here in color, although the one song we have on this site is colored in sepia tone. So you can be kind of like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz by starting out in sepia tone, going full color and then realizing that there's no place like home.
Robotron 2084

Filmed in 2016 at Red Planet Studios in Clifton Heights, PA
(No, we're not skipping 2017 in this whole "reverse chronological order" thing, but we wanted to have a mixed song appear earlier on this page)
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed and mixed by Zach Brown

Facebook Live Feed of Full Set

Filmed in 2020 at Bar XIII in Wilmington, DE

KMX - Guitar/Vocals

Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals

Dudeman - Drums


Filmed by an iPhone on a stationary tripod.

Ringmaster
Filmed in 2019 at AstroMonster Records in Collingdale, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Assaultica's very own Glenn Mutz
Simon's Drowning
Filmed in 2019 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums
Marc Farful - Very Important Person

Filmed by the unvanquishable STM
Lair of the White Worm
Filmed in 2019 at Bar XIII in Wilmington, DE
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by the unconquerable STM as we emptied out - I mean cleared out - I mean closed out a standup comedy show.
StarNuns
Filmed in 2018 at Bryn Gweled Homestead in Southampton, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Derek for Z191TV via Facebook Live.
And no, it's not the same Derek that filmed a couple other videos on this page.  We actually know two people named Derek.  Maybe even more.  But we don't think we know anyone named "Derrick."
Full video available here.
Ringmaster
Filmed in 2019 at AstroMonster Records in Collingdale, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Assaultica's very own Glenn Mutz
Simon's Drowning
Filmed in 2019 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums
Marc Farful - Very Important Person

Filmed by the unvanquishable STM
Lair of the White Worm
Filmed in 2019 at Bar XIII in Wilmington, DE
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by the unconquerable STM as we emptied out - I mean cleared out - I mean closed out a standup comedy show.
StarNuns
Filmed in 2018 at Bryn Gweled Homestead in Southampton, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Derek for Z191TV via Facebook Live.
And no, it's not the same Derek that filmed a couple other videos on this page.  We actually know two people named Derek.  Maybe even more.  But we don't think we know anyone named "Derrick."
Full video available here.
Amazing Adult Fantasy

Filmed in 2018 at The Tusk in Philadelphia, PA
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Adrian from Big Stall via Facebook Live
Full video available here in color, although the one song we have on this site is colored in sepia tone. So you can be kind of like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz by starting out in sepia tone, going full color and then realizing that there's no place like home.
Robotron 2084

Filmed in 2016 at Red Planet Studios in Clifton Heights, PA
(No, we're not skipping 2017 in this whole "reverse chronological order" thing, but we wanted to have a mixed song appear earlier on this page)
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed and mixed by Zach Brown
Robotron 2084

Filmed in 2016 at Red Planet Studios in Clifton Heights, PA
(No, we're not skipping 2017 in this whole "reverse chronological order" thing, but we wanted to have a mixed song appear earlier on this page)
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed and mixed by Zach Brown
Steven Seagal

Filmed in 2017 at Eastampton Fire Department Station 341 in Mount Holy, NJ

KMX - Guitar/Vocals- Maybe we should stop mentioning that?
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums
Filmed by Kyle Applebaum via Facebook Live
Full video available here
Steven Seagal

Filmed in 2017 at Eastampton Fire Department Station 341 in Mount Holy, NJ
KMX - Guitar/Vocals- Maybe we should stop mentioning that?
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Kyle Applebaum via Facebook Live
Full video available here
Marvin's Garden

Filmed in 2017 at Millcreek Tavern in Philadelphia, PA during the band's 10th Anniversary Show. Well, it was billed as the Clark Park Fest AfterParty, but we'd like to think our 10-year anniversary was the real special occasion.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals (might as well keep including him)
Searbahn - Bass/High Pitched Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV via Facebook Live
Full video available here
Marvin's Garden

Filmed in 2017 at Millcreek Tavern in Philadelphia, PA during the band's 10th Anniversary Show. Well, it was billed as the Clark Park Fest AfterParty, but we'd like to think our 10-year anniversary was the real special occasion.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals (might as well keep including him)
Searbahn - Bass/High Pitched Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV via Facebook Live
Full video available here
Marvin's Garden

Filmed in 2017 at Millcreek Tavern in Philadelphia, PA during the band's 10th Anniversary Show. Well, it was billed as the Clark Park Fest AfterParty, but we'd like to think our 10-year anniversary was the real special occasion.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals (might as well keep including him)
Searbahn - Bass/High Pitched Vocals
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV via Facebook Live
Full video available here
Dine and Dash

Filmed in 2016 at The Fire in Philadelphia, PA.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals with a beard
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Adam ADHD - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Satan's Commandos

Filmed in 2017 at the Whiskey Tango in Philadelphia, Pa.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass
Dudeman - Drums
Mysterious Popping Noise From Internet Feed - Extra musical "thrust" at 0:41 and 1:12

Filmed by Z191TV via Facebook Live
Full video available here

Satan's Commandos

Filmed in 2017 at the Whiskey Tango in Philadelphia, Pa.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV via Facebook Live
Full video available here

We just wanted to add an extra column here so we could put the video in the middle. See, we posted this video months after we set up the page, and if we posted the video in the right column, we'd have to switch everything below it.

Oh yeah, check out those little "pops" at 0:41 and 1:12. Damn you, Facebook Live!

Satan's Commandos

Filmed in 2017 at the Whiskey Tango in Philadelphia, Pa.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Bass
Dudeman - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV via Facebook Live
Full video available here

We just wanted to add an extra column here so we could put the video in the middle.  See, we posted this video months after we set up the page, and if we posted the video in the right column, we'd have to switch everything below it.

Oh yeah, check out those little "pops" at 0:41 and 1:12.  Damn you, Facebook Live!

Dine and Dash

Filmed in 2016 at The Fire in Philadelphia, PA.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals with a beard
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Adam ADHD - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Look in the Mirror
The Ultimate Milkman
Barbarian

Filmed in 2016 at the Whiskey Tango in Philadelphia, PA.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals still with a beard
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Adam ADHD - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Look in the Mirror
The Ultimate Milkman
Barbarian

Filmed in 2016 at the Whiskey Tango in Philadelphia, PA.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals still with a beard
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Adam ADHD - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Look in the Mirror
The Ultimate Milkman
Barbarian

Filmed in 2016 at the Whiskey Tango in Philadelphia, PA.
KMX - Guitar/Vocals still with a beard
Searbahn - Bass/Backing Vocals
Adam ADHD - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
The Children Can't Read

Filmed in 2014 at The New Leaf Club in Rosemont, PA.
Brian Smith (from the comedy duo Dave and Brian) - Guest Vocals
KMX - Guitar/Vocals (and no beard this time around)
Searbahn - Keyboards (maybe Backing Vocals too? I think I hear him, but I can't see...)
Marc Farful - Bass
Adam ADHD - Drums
Want to win a contest? Email us and tell us how many mistakes we made during this.

Filmed by Dave and Brian and originally posted on their Facebook Account
The Children Can't Read

Filmed in 2014 at The New Leaf Club in Rosemont, PA.
Brian Smith (from the comedy duo Dave and Brian) - Guest Vocals
KMX - Guitar/Vocals (and no beard this time around)
Searbahn - Keyboards (maybe Backing Vocals too? I think I hear him, but I can't see...)
Marc Farful - Bass
Adam ADHD - Drums
Want to win a contest? Email us and tell us how many mistakes we made during it.

Filmed by Dave and Brian and originally posted on their Facebook Account
Ninja Magic

Filmed in 2013 at Jabber Jaws in Allentown, PA
Our only show with an actual 2-guitar lineup (as opposed to someone pretending to play second guitar). A lil' outta tune, but that's rock n' roll.

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Guitar/Backing Vocals (Yup. He really has done everything.)
Joe Carr - Bass
Adam ADHD - Drums

Filmed by Joe from Apocryfiend
The full video is available here
Ninja Magic

Filmed in 2013 at Jabber Jaws in Allentown, PA
Our only show with an actual 2-guitar lineup (as opposed to someone pretending to play second guitar). A lil' outta tune, but that's rock n' roll.

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Guitar/Backing Vocals (Yup. He really has done everything.)
Joe Carr - Bass
Adam ADHD - Drums

Filmed by Joe from Apocryfiend
The full video is available here
Ninja Magic

Filmed in 2013 at Jabber Jaws in Allentown, PA
Our only show with an actual 2-guitar lineup (as opposed to someone pretending to play second guitar). A lil' outta tune, but that's rock n' roll.

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Searbahn - Guitar/Backing Vocals (Yup. He really has done everything.)
Joe Carr - Bass
Adam ADHD - Drums

Filmed by Joe from Apocryfiend
The full video is available here
Leather Gods

Filmed in 2013 in the Balconey at The Trocadero in Philadelphia, PA.
Our very first drummer came back to fill in for this one, kicking off a series of gigs that each had different lineups for some reason.

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Joe Carr - Bass
Loin Cloth - Drums

Filmed by Derek from The Royal Ghosts
Leather Gods

Filmed in 2013 in the Balconey at The Trocadero in Philadelphia, PA.
Our very first drummer came back to fill in for this one, kicking off a series of gigs that each had different lineups for some reason.

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Joe Carr - Bass
Loin Cloth - Drums

Filmed by Derek from The Royal Ghosts
Jazz

Filmed in 2012 at JR's Bar in Philadelphia, PA.
This is back when Searbahn was our permanent drummer.

Marc Farful - Bass/Vocals
KMX - Guitar/Backing Vocals (now that's another changeup)
Searbahn - Drums

Also filmed by Derek. Man, he was unstoppable between 2012 and 2013 ...
Jazz

Filmed in 2012 at JR's Bar in Philadelphia, PA.
This is back when Searbahn was our permanent drummer.

Marc Farful - Bass/Vocals
KMX - Guitar/Backing Vocals (now that's another changeup)
Searbahn - Drums

Also filmed by Derek. Man, he was unstoppable between 2012 and 2013 ...
Demons

Filmed in 2011 at the Grape Room in Philadelphia, PA.
This Danzig parody was dedicated to the one person in the room who listened to Danzig, and of course to the master bellower himself.

KMX - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Searbahn - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Demons

Filmed in 2011 at the Grape Room in Philadelphia, PA.
This Danzig parody was dedicated to the one person in the room who listened to Danzig, and of course to the master bellower himself.

KMX - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Searbahn - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Robotron 2084 with Violin

Filmed in 2011 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA.
The closest we ever came to "symphonic metal" was when we did two full shows with a violinist. And this wasn't just any violinist. This was the mighty Brock Eichenhofer, who also lent his fiddle talents to the studio recording of The Children Can't Read.

Brock Eichenhofer - Violin
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Searbahn - Drums

Filmed by Josh from Heikousen
Robotron 2084 with Violin

Filmed in 2011 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA.
The closest we ever came to "symphonic metal" was when we did two full shows with a violinist. And this wasn't just any violinist. This was the mighty Brock Eichenhofer, who also lent his fiddle talents to the studio recording of The Children Can't Read.

Brock Eichenhofer - Violin
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Searbahn - Drums

Filmed by Josh from Heikousen
Robotron 2084 with Violin

Filmed in 2011 at The Nail in Ardmore, PA.
The closest we ever came to "symphonic metal" was when we did two full shows with a violinist. And this wasn't just any violinist. This was the mighty Brock Eichenhofer, who also lent his fiddle talents to the studio recording of The Children Can't Read.

Brock Eichenhofer - Violin
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Searbahn - Drums

Filmed by Josh from Heikousen
Football Fat-Ass

Filmed in 2010 at Championship Sports Bar and Grill in Trenton, NJ.
So now that you've scrolled down this far, do you feel older? Because we do ...

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Searbahn - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
Football Fat-Ass

Filmed in 2010 at Championship Sports Bar and Grill in Trenton, NJ.
So now that you've scrolled down this far, do you feel older? Because we do ...

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Searbahn - Drums

Filmed by Z191TV
One and a Half Steps Down

Filmed in 2008 at The Nail in Ardmore, Pa.
The band's first show as an "actual band" where KMX didn't have to bribe or physically threaten his "friends" to pick up an instrument.  Percussionist Chris Meyer helped make this happen, and KMX repays him by messing up his drum solo.

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Chris Meyer - Drums

Filmed by Chris D'O
One and a Half Steps Down

Filmed in 2008 at The Nail in Ardmore, Pa.
The band's first show as an "actual band" where KMX didn't have to bribe or physically threaten his "friends" to pick up an instrument.  Percussionist Chris Meyer helped make this happen, and KMX repays him by messing up his drum solo.

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Chris Meyer - Drums

Filmed by Chris D'O
One and a Half Steps Down

Filmed in 2008 at The Nail in Ardmore, Pa.
The band's first show as an "actual band" where KMX didn't have to bribe or physically threaten his "friends" to pick up an instrument.  Percussionist Chris Meyer helped make this happen, and KMX repays him by messing up his drum solo.

KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Chris Meyer - Drums

Filmed by Chris D'O
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