Dudeman has been "the new guy" for a decade and counting. He has a tendency for playing loud and destroying floor toms, and his tendency to wear the same shirt is second only to that of KMX.

Dudeman is also unmatched when finding convenient, comfortable and cost-effective practice spaces for the band, no matter how late KMX decides to show up to them. And when KMX does (eventually) show up, Dudeman will be the first person asking him if he remembered to lock the first and second floor doors. That might seem like extraneous information, but some would argue that this entire band is an inside joke anyway.