Ex-Men
Some of our former members have risen from their non-literal graves to take the music world by storm.
Find Out Where They Are Now
Chris Meyer, who played most of the drums on our debut album, is now electro-pop revivalist sensation
Jacques. He recently unleashed his debut album, Jacques to the System. Listen to him below.
Strangely, you would almost never guess it was him. In fact, you would even get the idea that this song was something KMX made on his 16-track recorder, and that Chris Meyer hasn't been in any bands since he left this one in 2009.
But nahhhhh, that couldn't be ...
Chris Meyer, who played most of the drums on our debut album, is now electro-pop revivalist sensation
Jacques. He recently unleashed his debut album,
Jacques to the System. Have a listen now.
Strangely, you would almost never guess it was him. In fact, you would even get the idea that this song was something KMX made on his 16-track recorder, and that Chris Meyer hasn't been in any bands since he left this one in 2009.
Strangely, you would almost never guess it was him. In fact, you would even get the idea that this song was something KMX made on his 16-track recorder, and that Chris Meyer hasn't been in any bands since he left this one in 2009.
But nahhhhh, that couldn't be ...
Remember
Joe, the other guy in the band who had a normal sounding name? The death metal veteran who replaced Marc Farful on bass, made us play all of our songs twice as fast, and then kind of pulled a Marc Farful by leaving without really leaving (it was thought he might come back on second guitar, and then we just stopped waiting)?
Joe has finally found his musical footing by joining the pop punk sensationFirst World Problems. Listen to their tracks below and make them your problem as well. Again, it almost doesn't sound like something that Joe would do. In fact, it sounds like something Joe's former singer/guitarist would do if he had his trusty ol' 16-track and recording software that he downloaded for free. But why waste time speculating?
Former drummer
Adam ADHD has rechristened himself as the percussionist sensation
Mookie Crisps. While some folks claim to be "solo artists" and then have other people do all of the crucial work for them, Mookie eschews this entirely. He doesn't have any band backing him up, or any other instruments. In fact, he doesn't even have any drum parts other than a hi-hat. For a 100% pure sound that, again, sounds strangely like KMX playing around with recording equipment while Mookie/Adam remains completely unaware, check this out. You may want to bring your own hi-hat.
It's really strange how all of these great albums are seemingly coming from out of nowhere, and it's even stranger that there's no mention of them on the Internet other than on this page. In fact, they all seem to lead to the exact same BandCamp profile.
Valorem
was never a member of The KMX Band, but he came close. He took over the lead vocal spot of its predecessor, Children of Nar, just in time for that band to go kaput.
These days, Valorem can be found playing bass in the post metal sensation Penguin. Before listening to this band, one should be advised that this is "thinking man's metal." That means it is above such petty genre cliches as verses, choruses and decipherable vocals (although you're always welcome to assume that the lyrics have something to do with space exploration). Either that, or it's something that KMX made by himself in his apartment.
While we're on the subject of
Children of Nar, we might as well address the rest of that band. You know, the people who were in it for more than a month, and even recorded a song or two. Unfortunately, they all appear to have gone missing. It's almost as if none of them want anything to do with The KMX Band, and anything to do with this website (and especially this particular page).
Of course, the same can likely be said of everyone else we covered here. So you may be seeing some more Nar members on here in the future. But for now we've simply ran out of old pictures to run through PhotoShop.
Remember
Joe,
the other guy in the band who had a normal sounding name? The death metal veteran who replaced Marc Farful on bass, made us play all of our songs twice as fast, and then kind of pulled a Marc Farful by leaving without really leaving (it was thought he might come back on second guitar, and then we just stopped waiting)?
Joe has finally found his musical footing by joining the pop punk sensation
First World Problems. Listen to their tracks below and make them your problem as well. Again, it almost doesn't sound like something that Joe would do. In fact, it sounds like something Joe's former singer/guitarist would do if he had his trusty ol' 16-track and recording software that he downloaded for free. But why waste time speculating?
Former drummer Adam ADHD has rechristened himself as the percussionist sensation
Mookie Crisps. While some folks claim to be "solo artists" and then have other people do all of the crucial work for them, Mookie eschews this entirely. He doesn't have any band backing him up, or any other instruments. In fact, he doesn't even have any drum parts other than a hi-hat. For a 100% pure sound that, again, sounds strangely like KMX playing around with recording equipment while Mookie/Adam remains completely unaware, check this out. You may want to bring your own hi-hat.
It's really strange how all of these great albums are seemingly coming from out of nowhere, and it's even stranger that there's no mention of them on the Internet other than on this page. In fact, they all seem to lead to the exact same BandCamp profile.
Valorem
was never a member of The KMX Band, but he came close. He took over the lead vocal spot of its predecessor, Children of Nar, just in time for that band to go kaput.
These days, Valorem can be found playing bass in the post metal sensation Penguin. Before listening to this band, one should be advised that this is "thinking man's metal." That means it is above such petty genre cliches as verses, choruses and decipherable vocals (although you're always welcome to assume that the lyrics have something to do with space exploration).
While we're on the subject of
Children of Nar,
we might as well address the rest of that band. You know, the people who were in it for more than a month, and even recorded a song or two. Unfortunately, they all appear to have gone missing. It's almost as if none of them want anything to do with The KMX Band, and anything to do with this website (and especially this particular page).
Of course, the same can likely be said of everyone else we covered here. So you may be seeing some more Nar members on here in the future. But for now we've simply ran out of old pictures to run through PhotoShop.
Speaking of folks who went missing...
Long thought to be either dead or in the "phantom zone,"
Bercilac is still at large.
Bercilac is another singer who was never in The KMX Band, but was in a "recording project" that came before it. His
inimitable vocal
stylings were a highlight of the cassette recording days.
But more recent years have seen him become the subject of several documentaries devoted to his capture. Hopefully, the accusations of extortion and tank theft will soon be cleared up and we will see him take to the microphone stand once more.
Speaking of folks who went missing ...
Long thought to be either dead or in the "phantom zone,"
Bercilac is still at large.
Bercilac is another singer who was never in The KMX Band, but was in a "recording project" that came before it. His
inimitable vocal stylings were a highlight of the cassette recording days.
But more recent years have seen him become the subject of several documentaries devoted to his capture. Hopefully, the accusations of extortion and tank theft will soon be cleared up and we will see him take to the microphone stand once more.